Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?
THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.
Dean was like, “Huh. Look at that. I think I’m aroused. Son of a bitch. Sammy, Kevin, Bobby, Gabriel, Balthazar, Naomi, Crowley, the chick at the Gas n Sip, 2014!me, Charlie, Uriel, Lucifer, the motel clerk in the 70s, and probably Dad’s ghost are all right. I do fuckin love Cas. Son of a bitch.”
#yes that can be arrange-wow wow dean um dean babe i’m at heaven work okay#thanks for the boner dean great now i have to sit out the rest of this angel meeting thinking about your tongue up- dean seriously#stop dean oh my dad#um okay yes i would like to try that whatever that is (via robotmango)
OH MY DAD
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
#headcanon that when stark restarts shield#and brings nick back in#he sets up nick’s computer access so it follows his good eye#and whatever pops does so in front of him#wherever he’s looking#and also takes into account any depth perception issues due to only having the one eye#and tony just does it because he sort of makes for easier user access because he imagines no one else gets as much done as he does#he does the same thing for bruce’s computer access at the tower#doing research and eliminating triggers and flashing things from the interface#and generally subtly eliminating stress-inducing material#i just really like my headcanon that tony knows his friends have disabilities and works to accommodate them#and also sometimes he sends pepper in to give bruce a hug#because bruce needs hugs#and pepper is very good at them